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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

Nuts and Butts

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Im not transphobic/homophobic but, am I in the wrong for being uncomfortable when a trans person comes into the lockeroom? I just dont want them to stare at me while Im changing.

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

When was you wife swapping fantasy started?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

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