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09.06.2025 00:02

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
Nuts and Butts
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading